Ellie's's Acceptance Speech for the Ally McBeal Blogger Award:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this award - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your fake smiles makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and brag about how great my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special
First off though, I want to thank the esteemed Old Knudsen, who looked deep within his wallet before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to my brother, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
I have taken it upon myself to award those Bloggers/Blogs I have found to be mildly entertaining or somewhat likeable with The Knudsen Award. Do not feel obliged or obligated to display said award on yer Blog if you don't want to.
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Ellie's's Acceptance Speech for the Ally McBeal Blogger Award:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this award - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have imagined that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other second-rate nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your fake smiles makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and brag about how great my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special
First off though, I want to thank the esteemed Old Knudsen, who looked deep within his wallet before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to my brother, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
You've made it into the big time now. I have in my time given out 4 awards, custom made with quality and craft.
Shouldn't she get a Best Tits Award too?
She's got lovely tits!
MJ I really can't say as you haven't posted them.
ron she has a budgie too.
Ron Knee: Want to see my thrush?
Don’t show him your thrush or he’ll be wanting to see your great tits next.
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